Promoing at the beach
Ancient Roman prostitutes did something similar, but usually they would have phalluses inscribed in their sandals. So, if you were ever in the mood, you could just look down and follow the dicks.
follow the yellow dick-road
I love history lessons on tumblr.
Let’s take this
and put it in
yes??? Nintendo, are you taking notes?
Real life. The concept you’re thinking of is going outside.
yeah ok buddy I’m just gonna step outside and go talk to my neighbour the talking cat. the fuck kind of real life are you living?
Today, all who self harm, are sucidal, depressed, unhappy, have anxiety, has a broken heart, lost a loved one etc… draw a semicolon on your wrist.
Semicolons represent a sentence the author chose not to end. You’re the author, the sentence is your life.
( I have not those problems, but I wanted to do this thing just to say to all the people out there to stay strong because it’ll get better c: )
Types of friends that you need to reject from your life
1. People who are inconsistent in the way they treat you.
2. People who do not know how to be thankful.
3. People who make you feel like you need to impress them.
4. People who only text/call you when they need something from you.